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"Oh… well… if you want some spaghetti you can come down later!" "*you do know we don't have flesh right?" "If you continue eating junk food like that, you will get fat!" He got up from the bed and pulled up his pants so that he could answer papyrus by the door and not having to yell. As the monster let out a sigh of annoyance, he heard his brother yelling at him. But that didn't do anything, he was just sitting there, holding his cock in his hand, waiting for something to happen. He tried to think of a beautiful, naked lady, standing and posing in front of him. Sans was not too creative, so he had a hard time coming up with anything at all. The skeleton grabbed hold of his glowing, blue, soft dick and rubbed at it gently, but if he wanted to get hard, he would have to think of something sexy to get him started. He had been feeling horny the entire day and just wanted to get off so bad, now when he was finally at home he could start his "session". Sans started removing his pants, pulling them down to his ankles. He looked around and held his breath for a moment to make sure that papyrus wasn't on his way to his room or whatever… no, no he wasn't. The skeleton brushed his face slowly with his wrist and started breathing heavily. He laid himself down onto his mattress and slumped down like a dead weight. Sans was feeling pretty tired after an entire day off guard work, which for him meant a day of just slacking off by his guard station.
